I really do scare myself.

    

My Conservative Identity:

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

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"Honestly officer, I don't know where that shotgun came from."


H/T to Orangeneck.