Sh*t Just Got Real...Update.

House Bill 436 passed both chambers of the General Assembly by veto-proof majorities. Next play in this game goes to you Guvnah. BTW, in case you didn't already know Mr. Nixon. We're playing for keeps, you can pass that along to your commie and cartel loving buddy Obummer too.

A Thought for the gun-control pansies.

Can also be titled: Bill Maher Is A Moron.

Rated PG.45, because JMB said so.

This post is geared toward those that seem to think of us right-wing, bitter clingers as some sort of stupid, cousin-humping, rednecks. Firstly, my IQ is 130 as an average. Which puts it about 129 points above yours Bill. Second, you haven't met me or any of my cousins. Thirdly, in the words of your generation, Up yours.

Anyone that doesn't think like a syphilitic donkey on crack, can safely pass by without regrets. Unless you really wanna read this, then by all means stay and read. However this is going to be abusive, in the same way a triphammer is abusive. NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. Unless you're a pinko, commie, douchenozzle, then I don't care. Ya hear? I don't care if you get offended you fuzzy-bunny, beta males. You wanted me angry? *POOF* WISH GRANTED!

ANZAC Day.

Herein I endeavor to honor those soldiers of Australia and New Zealand, whom traveled abroad to lay their lives upon the self-sacrificial alter that is Freedom. God-speed.

Sh*t just got real.

   Things are starting to come to a head. The fed.gov wants us to disarm, we say no. The CSGVMMMVPCeieio want us disarmed, we say no. The big Zero gets on national TeeVee to whine like a child that didn't get their way, we said suck it up buttercup. Well, we decided to head em off at the pass here in Ol' MO. I present you the next battle we'll wage with the illegal forces of the fed.gov, most likely in federal court, where they will say only they have any power under the US Constitution. Well we just passed a law through the House here that tells em to STFU. Pretty sure they can pass it in the Senate too. Nixon signing or vetoing it is irrelevant, its called a VETO PROOF majority for a reason. 

   Without further ado, HB 436 'The Second Amendment Preservation Act'. Basically it says the fed.gov can go piss up a rope with regards as to what goes on here in this state. The important parts are that it revokes the power of the fed.gov to enforce any of their little laws in the State of Missouri and that all of the laws the fed.gov passes or has passed are null and void. To include penalties for attempted enforcement of such laws. I quote:  

3. (1) All federal acts, laws, orders, rules, and regulations, whether past, present, or future, which infringe on the people's right to keep and bear arms as guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution and Article I, Section 23 of the Missouri Constitution shall be invalid in this state, shall not be recognized by this state, shall be specifically rejected by this state, and shall be considered null and void and of no effect in this state.

            (2) Such federal acts, laws, orders, rules, and regulations include, but are not limited to:

            (a) The provisions of the federal Gun Control Act of 1934;

            (b) The provisions of the federal Gun Control Act of 1968;

   So, NFA 1934...gone, GCA 1968...gone. 1986's little BS...buhbye. Wanna mount a Mk19 grenade launcher to the bed of your pickup...use it in good health. Double mount a couple M-134's to the hood of your sports car like 007....have fun with it. As long as you use your pimped out 105mm Arty piece with care and prudence you are on the side of Angels and the fed.gov can't say shit about it. However if you choose to be a thug, act like a thug, wannabe thug or otherwise act like a liberal then you get slapped with some of the strictest penalties I've seen yet. Finally people who actually get it. Break no law of the state you're as good as God's right hand, break a law with a firearm or in possession of a firearm, you're f**ked, as it should be. Penalties for the people that break the law with "malice aforethought" not for those that didn't pay close enough attention to the 600,000 pages of law regarding the owning, use, care and feeding of their favorite bambi zapper or thug repellent.

Run that one by me again...

Ok, so not being entirely out of the loop the last few days lets get this straight. The Norks in general and Kim Jong jr. in particular are getting pissy pants angry because the US Air Force flew two B-2 Spirits from Whiteman AFB MO to South Korea (non-stop if I had to guess) in order to participate in combined arms exercises that we've been doing since the last time we shot 'em full of holes. To this they respond by putting their rockets on alert to strike US cities and bases in the Pacific. Tell me do, what exactly was the range of the last rocket they test launched? Did we measure that one's range in inches or feet? I forget. 

 Oh, BTW Kimmy Jr. NASA still has a freaking SUV rolling around Mars taking pictures, and Titan is frozen as a popsicle, we know, they landed a probe on it for shits 'n' giggles. The best you can hope for out of that cold war commie crap you are still trying to build is a couple hundred miles. We measure our missile ranges in the terms of which WORLD we want the payload to land on. Also, technically we're still at war with you, you little guttersnipe. It was a ceasefire agreement that was signed, not a peace treaty. So legally we can still shoot you bastards upon sighting you outside your little fenced-in area. Now go back to kissing China's ass for more rice before you get schooled on what our average high school chemistry clubs can cook up in a weekend in their moms' basements.

Being the big softy that I am...

I thought I would add a lighthearted note to the discussion on "Gun Control".

If you have ever served in the military, be it a day, a week, a year or retiring after 25 years. You have probably heard this one.

"This is my rifle.
 This is my gun.
 This one's for fighting.
 This one's for fun."

Or in case you haven't here's this. Though not "Full Metal Jacket" it gets the point across.
Carry on.

BWAHAHAHAHA....

Why the maniacal laugh? This. The .gov wants to clamp down on the people, Missouri is preparing to clamp down on the .gov, with jail time.

BTW, I hear my Dad tries to run a nice housing unit. At least he does try to keep the other felons you are housed with from stomping you flat but he and his subordinate officers are short handed a lot so lets hope y'all get a nice cellmate. Remember the CO's in a state prison are the cops and the response time isn't bad once they hear of a disturbance, usually they only wait till they have 4 officers before opening the cell door, enjoy.