You'll find, as you go deeper down this particular rabbit hole, that guns cause friends...not crime. - Me


Four Years Already?

Doesn't seem that long. Tempus fugit.


Ahh, I do have a blog still.

While the title infers that I forgot, the actual events are that I was merely ignoring it. Anywho... whattowrite, whattowrite, whattowrite?

Well, some may be wondering (and if they are I appreciate it) but the bronchitis cleared up fairly well thank you. Two days in the hospital getting good sized doses of 5% IV antibiotics that make penicillin look like aspirin will have that effect. Although the docs gently mentioned I might aughta give up smoking. No shit Sherlock, I don't smoke for me. I do it cause the world would be slightly less populated if I didn't. I'm thinking the authors of the Bible left out a recommendation along the lines of: Thou shalt not suffer stupid people to live. So its either me smoking small tubes of tobacco, or me huffing the fumes from the smoldering corpses of the stupid and/or irritating, your choice.

 What else? Oh, my nephews dog gifted us with puppies a couple weekends ago. Two male, Two female at first glance, not a bad job for a first time mama. I've already got my sights set on one of the males. Still not completely certain which of the local mutts is the papa but we figure on our other four legged scamp. Who is currently tripoded due to his over exuberance in leaping off slatted outdoor furniture before checking that all his bits are in the clear. We figure its a pulled muscle rather than a break since he doesn't seem to notice any discomfort when we touch aforementioned appendage. Besides that he wouldn't be tear-assing around the yard with that leg bouncing to and fro without yelping every step, not to mention the lack of swelling. Well since I live a rather boring existence, I think that's about all for now. More later, maybe, I think, eh *shrugs*.


Well...Screw you too.

You'll have to forgive me, I've caught a bit of a cold so I have about as much patience as I do energy. So, I'll try to cover as much as I can quickly so you'll be less bored.

  HB 436 Missouri's Second Amendment Preservation Act: Shot down because a few RINO's in the senate decided they like the taste from licking Obitchs ass thought a bill supporting a fundamental right protected by the Constitution was un-Constitutional, stupid fuckwads. They weren't mine so I take no personal responsibility for them. Well, beyond being ashamed we're from the same state anyway, and that they were given high school diplomas without the ability to read English.


  On other fronts, Gun Free Zones...or rather a triple-decker gun free zone had a mass shooting. GFZ, inside a GFZ, locked up inside the borders of a gun control loving state. Well hell, wonder how that happened genius? I'll tell you how it happened, a long time ago in a pink, fuzzy, happy, bunny land, powered by unicorn farts. All your mommy's and daddy's looked at each other and decided it was okay for them to have children, in spite of the fact they were all siblings. Then, their children, being of the not enough neurons to stop pissing themselves sort, were taught to vote for who ever yelled "gun control" the loudest. They then, by design, saddled us with a bunch of brain-dead socialists for so called "leaders" who think that psychopathic criminals intent on doing harm actually do care about a sign, or the law, or human life. If only we would all FEEEeeeeeEEEL enough. Or then again. It could be that we all just didn't FEEEEeeeeeEEEEElllllLLLL enough about the horrendous pain this poor little choir boy™ was in and he just had to make a cry for help. Stupid fucking morons never learn and they refuse to be taught.

And on that note, I'm off to soak this cold in a nice hot shower, before my head explodes from trying to think like a stupid fuckweasel.


Because, screw you world you don't rule me...

And you don't get to tell me or anyone else who we should be, that is for us to decide on our own. Because who a person is can be entirely different than how they appear, so fuck you world. I STAND WITH ERIN. And let anyone who has something bad to say about her, come say it to me first. I'll happily do some rewiring in your skull for you. I haven't got to try out my SOG 'hawk on anything that bleeds, yet.


Ehh. Why not?

Kind of a shock, I always played a Chaotic Good, Human, Fighter.  But, Ranger??? Seriously?
I didn't know politician was an option for a ranger's targeted ire? Didn't know that putting a
corrupt regime and its supporters to the sword could align you as lawful or good either.
I've been known to play a paladin, never thought I'd actually be aligned with em. Learn something
new everyday. As far as the Fighter v Ranger bit. Well. I have spent more time in the wilderness
than carousing in the bars and taverns. Honing a craft in practice rather than in battle I suppose
could make one a ranger rather than a fighter.

I Am A: Lawful Good Human Ranger (4th Level)

Ability Scores:







Lawful Good A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act.
He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly.
He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice.
A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best
alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion. However, lawful good
can be a dangerous alignment when it restricts freedom and criminalizes self-interest.

Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant
for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often
unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.

Rangers are skilled stalkers and hunters who make their home in the woods. Their martial
skill is nearly the equal of the fighter, but they lack the latter's dedication to the craft of fighting.
Instead, the ranger focuses his skills and training on a specific enemy a type of creature he bears
a vengeful grudge against and hunts above all others. Rangers often accept the role of
protector, aiding those who live in or travel through the woods. His skills allow him to move quietly
and stick to the shadows, especially in natural settings, and he also has special knowledge of
certain types of creatures. Finally, an experienced ranger has such a tie to nature that he can
actually draw on natural power to cast divine spells, much as a druid does, and like a druid he
is often accompanied by animal companions. A ranger's Wisdom score should
be high, as this determines the maximum spell level that he can cast.

of Easydamus (e-mail)


Well, I do like to customize.

I just hate shelling out bundles of cash. So I tapped into my inner "el cheapo" and rather than try to fund an AR purchase, I shelled out about a quarter of the amount on an Archangel Sparta stock system for the Mini. A .50 inch riser rail to go with the red dot I already had, a set of same plane flip-up iron sights and a Magpul MOE rail to mount on the foregrip in order to attach the vertical grip I already had. Add a single point sling and adapter and away I go. It really resembles the ACR minus the over-barrel gas system. All in all it's not that much different than how I would have set up an AR carbine, just a bit heavier. Then again, I'm a big guy. Now if I could just find more mags for it I'll be happy. Budgets folks, it's all about budgets...or lack thereof.

In the interest of disclaimin'. Ya'll gestapo wannabes can slide down a razor blade into a vat of alcohol. I paid my own money for that stuff so go suck rattlesnake eggs, preferably while they're hatching.


Found on Facebook.

And it pretty well sums up my feelings after reading about the anti-freedom types' little playbook*.

Because, FUCK YOU. That's why. My guns speak louder than your purty, pink, "NO" symbol, adorned, placard. Keep pushing fuckers, you'll find out the Eagle still has talons.


* PPPHHHHEEEwwwwWWW! It smells like socialism, wrapped in hippie feet, crammed elbow deep in Obama's ass.


That's Disconcerting.

Anyone know why GBBL isn't up?



To some it is just Flag Day. To others it is the birthday of the toughest sonsabitches this side of...anywhere, because even Hell fears them. Happy 238th birthday Grunts. Hooah!!


So they don't like Beauty Contestants wearing bikinis huh? NSFW.

Just read about the Islamonazis in Islamesia protesting the fact that the Miss World contestants wear bikinis....duh dumbshits, it's a fucking beauty contest. We can't tell if they have the goods if they are wearing a fucking burka you ignorant savages. Anyway, fuck you because...'Merica. See my further response below the page break, NSFW.

H/T to The Daley Gator

D-Day + 25,202

More than 25,000 days ago Soldiers and Sailors from the Allied nations went ashore at Normandy, France. Embarking on a quest to rid the world of a new tyranny. The history is well written about this day sixty-nine years ago. However, to those that died that day and the many after it, the war didn't end with a win. They never got to see with their own eyes the victory that their blood paid for. Let us not forget those honorable dead that remain forever young. Thank you brave souls, your sacrifice was not in vain.


Best laid plans.

I fully intended to write more this week after I finished working Tuesday morning. However, lazy is not just a lack of action, it's my lifestyle. Besides that I got word the afternoon of the 25th that a friend of mine had started contractions. I was eagerly awaiting sharing my B-day with the new rug monkey. And everyday since. He, however, had other plans. He arrived yesterday evening, happy and healthy. Meh, close enough. Well played kiddo.


Thirty two years and counting.

Can't hardly believe I'm 32 today. Doesn't seem that long ago that I graduated HS. I've now been out of school as long as I spent in it. Being that I graduated on my 18th in 1999. Don't seem right. Just thinking back makes it seem like yesterday.


Sh*t Just Got Real...Update.

House Bill 436 passed both chambers of the General Assembly by veto-proof majorities. Next play in this game goes to you Guvnah. BTW, in case you didn't already know Mr. Nixon. We're playing for keeps, you can pass that along to your commie and cartel loving buddy Obummer too.


A Thought for the gun-control pansies.

Can also be titled: Bill Maher Is A Moron.

Rated PG.45, because JMB said so.

This post is geared toward those that seem to think of us right-wing, bitter clingers as some sort of stupid, cousin-humping, rednecks. Firstly, my IQ is 130 as an average. Which puts it about 129 points above yours Bill. Second, you haven't met me or any of my cousins. Thirdly, in the words of your generation, Up yours.

Anyone that doesn't think like a syphilitic donkey on crack, can safely pass by without regrets. Unless you really wanna read this, then by all means stay and read. However this is going to be abusive, in the same way a triphammer is abusive. NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. Unless you're a pinko, commie, douchenozzle, then I don't care. Ya hear? I don't care if you get offended you fuzzy-bunny, beta males. You wanted me angry? *POOF* WISH GRANTED!



Herein I endeavor to honor those soldiers of Australia and New Zealand, whom traveled abroad to lay their lives upon the self-sacrificial alter that is Freedom. God-speed.


Sh*t just got real.

   Things are starting to come to a head. The wants us to disarm, we say no. The CSGVMMMVPCeieio want us disarmed, we say no. The big Zero gets on national TeeVee to whine like a child that didn't get their way, we said suck it up buttercup. Well, we decided to head em off at the pass here in Ol' MO. I present you the next battle we'll wage with the illegal forces of the, most likely in federal court, where they will say only they have any power under the US Constitution. Well we just passed a law through the House here that tells em to STFU. Pretty sure they can pass it in the Senate too. Nixon signing or vetoing it is irrelevant, its called a VETO PROOF majority for a reason. 

   Without further ado, HB 436 'The Second Amendment Preservation Act'. Basically it says the can go piss up a rope with regards as to what goes on here in this state. The important parts are that it revokes the power of the to enforce any of their little laws in the State of Missouri and that all of the laws the passes or has passed are null and void. To include penalties for attempted enforcement of such laws. I quote:  

3. (1) All federal acts, laws, orders, rules, and regulations, whether past, present, or future, which infringe on the people's right to keep and bear arms as guaranteed by the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution and Article I, Section 23 of the Missouri Constitution shall be invalid in this state, shall not be recognized by this state, shall be specifically rejected by this state, and shall be considered null and void and of no effect in this state.
            (2) Such federal acts, laws, orders, rules, and regulations include, but are not limited to:
            (a) The provisions of the federal Gun Control Act of 1934;
            (b) The provisions of the federal Gun Control Act of 1968;

   So, NFA 1934...gone, GCA 1968...gone. 1986's little BS...buhbye. Wanna mount a Mk19 grenade launcher to the bed of your pickup...use it in good health. Double mount a couple M-134's to the hood of your sports car like 007....have fun with it. As long as you use your pimped out 105mm Arty piece with care and prudence you are on the side of Angels and the can't say shit about it. However if you choose to be a thug, act like a thug, wannabe thug or otherwise act like a liberal then you get slapped with some of the strictest penalties I've seen yet. Finally people who actually get it. Break no law of the state you're as good as God's right hand, break a law with a firearm or in possession of a firearm, you're f**ked, as it should be. Penalties for the people that break the law with "malice aforethought" not for those that didn't pay close enough attention to the 600,000 pages of law regarding the owning, use, care and feeding of their favorite bambi zapper or thug repellent.


Run that one by me again...

Ok, so not being entirely out of the loop the last few days lets get this straight. The Norks in general and Kim Jong jr. in particular are getting pissy pants angry because the US Air Force flew two B-2 Spirits from Whiteman AFB MO to South Korea (non-stop if I had to guess) in order to participate in combined arms exercises that we've been doing since the last time we shot 'em full of holes. To this they respond by putting their rockets on alert to strike US cities and bases in the Pacific. Tell me do, what exactly was the range of the last rocket they test launched? Did we measure that one's range in inches or feet? I forget. 
 Oh, BTW Kimmy Jr. NASA still has a freaking SUV rolling around Mars taking pictures, and Titan is frozen as a popsicle, we know, they landed a probe on it for shits 'n' giggles. The best you can hope for out of that cold war commie crap you are still trying to build is a couple hundred miles. We measure our missile ranges in the terms of which WORLD we want the payload to land on. Also, technically we're still at war with you, you little guttersnipe. It was a ceasefire agreement that was signed, not a peace treaty. So legally we can still shoot you bastards upon sighting you outside your little fenced-in area. Now go back to kissing China's ass for more rice before you get schooled on what our average high school chemistry clubs can cook up in a weekend in their moms' basements.


Being the big softy that I am...

I thought I would add a lighthearted note to the discussion on "Gun Control".

If you have ever served in the military, be it a day, a week, a year or retiring after 25 years. You have probably heard this one.

"This is my rifle.
 This is my gun.
 This one's for fighting.
 This one's for fun."

Or in case you haven't here's this. Though not "Full Metal Jacket" it gets the point across.
Carry on.



Why the maniacal laugh? This. The .gov wants to clamp down on the people, Missouri is preparing to clamp down on the .gov, with jail time.

BTW, I hear my Dad tries to run a nice housing unit. At least he does try to keep the other felons you are housed with from stomping you flat but he and his subordinate officers are short handed a lot so lets hope y'all get a nice cellmate. Remember the CO's in a state prison are the cops and the response time isn't bad once they hear of a disturbance, usually they only wait till they have 4 officers before opening the cell door, enjoy.

From Facebook...again.

Wrote a short bitchgraph over at facebook thought I'd add it here too and then I decided to expand on it...A LOT.

What's happening, "JRebel"? Hell talk about a loaded question there Facebook. Lets see here. We have a bloated federal bureaucracy that wants to take away my guns because some criminal might do something, somewhere, at some point in time. Great!! Except we already have laws in place for that, try enforcing those first. You have others applauding this decision because, well, that's what they do. Criminals will look at these new laws the same way they look at the ones about killing folk, robbing folk, and raping folk. They don't give a damn, they're criminals for a reason.
Now on to the expansion that I decided to add just for my two whole readers. Might add it back to FB when I feel like earning more hatred from douchenozzles or the, but I repeat myself.

Wanna hear a secret? I know what they do care about, their own hides or in the case of mass-shooters on a suicidal mission, carrying out their goals. Now do you want to know what stops these people? A bullet to the brain-housing-group. Done, finished, finale. They stop, they don't pass go, they don't collect adoring fans that think they're cool. The only news report about them is in the obituaries under "DUMBASS" and to put it in internet meme speak "not a single fuck was given all that day".

However, you not only want me disarmed, you want me listed, probed, background checked till I'm bled dry, and then you will only let me have what you think is safe. Here's a news flash for you: I've been shooting since I was 5 (somewhere in the neighborhood of a quarter million rounds at this point, prolly more). I built homemade bows that could kill a deer when I was 10. I learned how to make knives when I was in my early teens. We won't even get into what I know about explosive compounds housed in your kitchen and bathroom. So for the sake of argument lets just say that I AM THE WEAPON. If I really wanted to I could kill you with your own fuzzy slippers had I the need. And you want to start an all out war with several tens of millions of people just like me? Dude, what are you smokin'? Seriously, you got a bad batch. People like me (unlike your touted President) really are benevolent. We choose to live and let live as long as you don't mess with us. However when you do - we mess back, twice as hard.

So despite that, you want you're little war with us Right-wing, bitter-clingers anyway? Ok, lets take a look at that short lived drama. I'll not only embrace a fight if there is no other alternative. I'll do it in the middle of a thunderstorm, in the dark, while systematically reducing your quality of life. Nothing sucks quite like not getting good food, or being able to get a good nights rest... ever. Welcome to your own cold, wet version of Hell*. Me, well I eat just fine thanks, well rested too, nature is a vast supermarket if you know anything about it and how to survive in it. Now we get to the meat of the matter, your superiors just declared little old me mission number one. Great, that's exactly what I was hoping for. While you and your fellow city dwelling buddies are chasing me around Mother Nature, those others I mentioned are raising Holy Hell with your supplies, your command structure and your support personnel. (Did I mention the part about you being outnumbered to start with?) Congratulations, you just got introduced to asymmetrical warfare. It's a real bitch ain't it?  BTW, Mother Nature is MY element, she's a lot like "Thunderdome" you and your buddies chase me into it, but only I'm coming out. Coyotes and vultures gotta eat too.

Nothing but love,

*Depending on the time of year it could be hot, dry, cold, wet or windy as FL in hurricane season or any combination there of, this is Missouri after all, I've seen it perform freezing rain the night after a 90 degree day and a thunderstorm in the middle of spring. "What you call Hell, I call home". Yes I just paraphrased a line from Rambo, deal with it.


For all those wishing death to gun owners.

Tell the coroner they won't have to fill out my toe tag. The taxpayers were kind enough to buy me a pair some years ago in exchange for that blank check I wrote to them.

Molon Labe.


There's one.

Finally recieved a reply from one of my e-mails. This is the reply I recieved from Sen. Blunt.

Dear [redacted],
Thank you for contacting me regarding the rights of gun owners.
As you may know, I am a strong defender of our Second Amendment rights. The right of law-abiding citizens to own firearms is an individual right guaranteed by the Second Amendment of the Constitution and broadly interpreted by the U.S. Supreme Court. Our Founders clearly understood that one of the most basic rights of Americans is the ability to defend themselves and their families.
In light of the terrible tragedy at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Connecticut, there have been calls for immediate action to address gun control. I do believe it is important that we have a serious national discussion about preventing these senseless acts of violence and protecting our children in their schools. Equally important, however, is an effort that more broadly addresses ways to spend federal dollars more wisely when it comes to treating and identifying those who are mentally ill as well as intervening before they tragically impact their own lives and the lives of others.
There are no easy answers here. I continue to believe that a weapons ban does not fix the issue. Whatever we do, it must be consistent with the Constitution.
I appreciate your thoughts and will continue to support legislation that safeguards our Second Amendment rights, encourages safe and responsible gun ownership, and keeps our homes and families safe.


I'm calling it QOTY.

That would be Quote Of The Year in case you are new to the intertubes.

 Every weapon of military utility designed within the past 100+ years was gone. This isn’t a society stocking up on certain guns because they fear they may be banned. This is a society preparing for war.

From Bob Owens in his article here.