Random thought on religion.

I'm not religious, I'm spiritual. I don't see where anyone has the answers all pegged down yet. Don't care about yours enough to join. Mine is simple. Screw with me or anyone I care about and I'm going to look forward to dragging your tattered carcass to ValhallaHeavenGreatBeyondEternalGlory with me. Then settle up with any Supreme Being or Beings using your aforementioned carcass as the currency to pay my way in. Any questions? Go stick your ear to a landmine and it will whisper the answers.