Why the maniacal laugh? This. The .gov wants to clamp down on the people, Missouri is preparing to clamp down on the .gov, with jail time.
BTW, I hear my Dad tries to run a nice housing unit. At least he does try to keep the other felons you are housed with from stomping you flat but he and his subordinate officers are short handed a lot so lets hope y'all get a nice cellmate. Remember the CO's in a state prison are the cops and the response time isn't bad once they hear of a disturbance, usually they only wait till they have 4 officers before opening the cell door, enjoy.